1:某地发生了大地震，伤亡惨重，收音机里不断传出受灾情况以及寻人启事，一位老大爷一直在注意收听收音机的报道。有人问他：“收音机里播放过你孙子的消息了吗？”他回答说：“没有。”接着他又说：“但我知道我孙子肯定平安无事。”请问他是怎么知道的？ （他孙子是播音员）2。小王是一名优秀士兵，一天他在站岗值勤时，明明看到有敌人悄悄向他摸过来，为什么他却睁一只眼闭一只眼？ （瞄准）3。小明把闹表调到早晨六点钟，他在五点多就醒了，可他不知道闹表塞到哪去了，你能帮忙吗?（6点表一响）4。什么门永远关不上? （肛门）5。为什么大雁秋天要飞到南方去? （因为走太慢）6。打什么东西毫不费力? （打瞌睡）7.船边挂着软梯，离海面2米，海水每小时上涨半米，几个小时海水能淹没软梯? （水涨船高嘛）8。南来北往的二个人，一个挑担，一个背包，他们没争也没吵，也没有人让路，却顺利的通过了独木桥，为什么? （南来北往是一个方向）9.两个人同时来到了河边，都想过河，但却只有一条小船，而且小船只能载1个人，请问，他们能否都过河?(两人分别在河的两边)&10。月亮上去过外星人吗? （宇航员）11。盖楼要从第几层开始盖? （地基开始的）12。小明总是马马虎虎，他同时写了十封信，装完信封他检查了一下，发现有一封信装错了，爸爸说他又马虎了，为什么?（因为错了是两封）13.什么地方开口说话要付钱? （电话亭）14.我不会轻功，反一只脚搭在鸡蛋上，鸡蛋却不会破，这是为什么? （另一吸脚在地上）15。小王走路从来脚不沾地，这是为什么? （穿着鞋）16.情人卡、生日卡、大大小小的卡，到底要寄什么卡给女人，最能博得她的欢心呢? （信用卡）17。小王中午时候去开会，为什么半个人影也没看到? （影子是没有半个的）18。小刘是个很普通的人，为什么竟然能一连十几个小时不眨眼? （睡觉的时候）19。吃苹果时，吃出一条虫子，感觉很恶心，那么吃出几只虫子感觉最恶心? （半只）20。冰变成水最快的方法是什么? （去掉两点）21。冬冬的爸爸牙齿非常好，可是他经常去口腔医院，为什么? （牙医）22。有一种细菌，经过1分钟，分裂成2个，再过1分钟，又发生分裂，变成4个。这样，把一个细菌放在瓶子里到充满为止，用了1个小时。如果一开始时，将2个这种细菌放入瓶子里，那么，到充满瓶子需要多长时间? （59分）23。往一个篮子里放鸡蛋，假定篮子里的鸡蛋数目每分钟增加1倍，这样，12分钟后，篮子满了。那么，请问在什么时候是半篮子鸡蛋? （11分钟时）24。什么人生病从来不看医生？（盲人）25。你只要叫它的名字就会把它破坏，它是什么？（沉默）26。什么东西经常会来，但却从没真正来过？（明天）27。怎样才能用蓝笔写出红字来？（写个“红”字就行）28。汽车在右转弯时，哪一条轮胎不转？（备用胎）29。人在什么情况下会七窍生烟? （火化时）30。为什么两只老虎打架,非要拼个你死我活绝不罢休? （没人敢劝架）31。有一样东西，你只能用左手拿它，右手却拿不到，这是什么东西？（右手）32。有一只羊，一年吃了草地上一半的草，问它把草全部吃光，需要多少年？ （永远都吃不光因为草会不断生长）33。满满一杯饮料，怎样才能先喝到杯底的饮料？（用吸管吸）34。杰克应该把游艇开到红海去，却到了黑海，为什么？ （他有色盲）35。好马不吃回头草是什么意思？ （后面没有草吃了）36。谁是兽中之王？（动物园园长）37。只能一个人去做的事是什么？ （做梦）38。什么动物天天熬夜？（熊猫，你看他眼圈都黑了）39。美丽的公主结婚以后就不挂蚊帐了，为什么？ （她嫁给了青蛙王子）40。每对夫妻在生活中都有一个绝对的共同点，那是什么？ （同年同月同日结婚）41。亚当和夏娃结婚后最大的遗憾是什么？ （没人来喝喜酒）42。早晨醒来，每个人都会去做的第一件事是什么？ （睁眼）43。什么时候子女相逢能并肩？ （“好”的时候）44。有一种药你不用上药店买就能吃到，是什么药？ （后悔药）45。相同内容的书，为什么小高要同时买两本？ （送人）46。什么东西有五个头，但人不觉的它怪呢?（手，脚）47。什么东西晚上才生出尾巴呢?（流星）48。什么东西愈生气，它便愈大? （脾气）49。什么地方的路最窄？（冤家路窄）50。什么时候有人敲门，你绝不会说请进 （厕所）
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1 世界上什么人一下子变老? 答案:新娘.因为今天是新娘,明天是老婆. 2 一颗心值多少钱? 答案:1亿.因为一心一意嘛! 3 请问英文字母有多少个? 答案:20个.AIDS(艾滋病)死掉了,ET(外星人)飞走了. 4 在哪里绝对不能说笑话? 答案:海边.因为在海边说笑话会发生海啸(海笑). 5 台风天气要带多少钱才能出门? 答案:四千万.因为台风天气没"事千万"不要出门. 6 要考试了,不能看什么书? 答案:百科全书(百科全输). 8 为什么企鹅的肚子是白色的? 答案:因为企鹅的手太短,洗澡只能洗到肚子,洗不到后背. 一对健康的夫妇,为什么会生出没有眼睛的婴儿? [答案]鸡生蛋 9如果明天就是世界末日，为什么今天就有人想自杀？ [答案]去天堂占位置 10胖妞生病了，最怕别人来探病时说什么？ [答案]多多保重 11提问：布和纸怕什么？ &&&& 回答：布怕一万，纸怕万一。 &&& 原因：不(布)怕一万，只(纸)怕万一。 12提问：铅笔姓什么？ &&&& 回答：萧 &&& 原因：削(萧)铅笔。 13提问：麒麟到了北极会变成什么？ &&&& 回答：冰淇凌。 &&& 原因：冰淇凌(冰麒麟)。 14提问：从1到9哪个数字最勤劳，哪个数字最懒惰？ &&&& 回答：1懒惰；2勤劳 &&& 原因：一(1)不做二(2)不休。 15提问：怎样使麻雀安静下来？ &&&& 回答：压它一下。 &&& 原因：鸦雀无声(压雀无声)。 16提问：历史上哪个人跑的最快? &&&& 回答：曹操 &&&& 原因：说曹操曹操到 17提问：30-50哪个数字比熊的大便厉害! &&&&& 答案:40 &&&& 原因：事实胜于雄(熊)辩 18提问：猪圈里的猪跑出来怎么办？ &&&& 回答：王力宏 &&&& 原因：往里哄 19提问：又出来怎么办？ &&&& 回答：韩红 &&&& 原因：还哄 20搞笑脑筋急转弯-------------------没有尾巴的熊是尾熊，没有鸡鸡的熊是什么熊？ 答案： 母熊 21搞笑脑筋急转弯-------------------9月28是孔子诞辰,那么10月28日是什么日子？ 答案： 孔子满月 22搞笑脑筋急转弯-------------------狼来了（猜水果）？ 答案：杨桃 (羊逃） 23搞笑脑筋急转弯-------------------蒋公(蒋介石)如果还在世的话世界会怎样？ 答案： 多一个人... 24搞笑脑筋急转弯-------------------这两块冰下有鲤鱼（四字成语）? 答案： 彬彬有礼（冰冰有鲤 25搞笑脑筋急转弯-------------------豆腐为什么能打伤人? 答案：因为是冻豆腐 26搞笑脑筋急转弯-------------------一只蚂蚁居然从四川爬到了东京，可能吗? 答案： 地图上爬 27搞笑脑筋急转弯-------------------一辆客车发生了事故，所有的人都受伤了，为什么小明却没事？ 答案： 因为他不在车上 28搞笑脑筋急转弯-------------------有个地方能进不能出,请问这是什么地方? 答案： 坟墓 29搞笑脑筋急转弯-------------------鸡鹅百米赛跑,鸡比鹅跑得快,为什么却后到终点站? 答案： 鸡跑错了方向 30搞笑脑筋急转弯-------------------上课铃声东响了，却没有一个同学在教室里，怎么回事？ 答案： 上的是体育课 31搞笑脑筋急转弯-------------------为什么小明能一只手让车子停下来？ 答案：车子是出租车32要考试了,不能看什么书? 答案:百科全书(百科全输). 33八个女人，七个男人凶多吉少（胸多鸡少34死前放屁？
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什么人一下子变老
　　　　1 世界上什么人一下子变老?
答案:新娘.因为今天是新娘,明天是老婆.
2 一颗心值多少钱?
答案:1亿.因为一心一意嘛!
3 台风天气要带多少钱才能出门?
答案:四千万.因为台风天气没&事千万&不要出门.
4 要考试了,不能看什么书?
答案:百科全书(百科全输).
5 如果明天就是世界末日，为什么今天就有人想自杀？
[答案]去天堂占位置
6 提问：布和纸怕什么？
回答：布怕一万，纸怕万一。
原因：不(布)怕一万，只(纸)怕万一。
7 提问：铅笔姓什么？
原因：削(萧)铅笔。
8 提问：麒麟到了北极会变成什么？
回答：冰淇凌。
原因：冰淇凌(冰麒麟)。
9 提问：从1到9哪个数字最勤劳，哪个数字最懒惰？
回答：1懒惰；2勤劳
原因：一(1)不做二(2)不休。
10 提问：怎样使麻雀安静下来？
回答：压它一下。
原因：鸦雀无声(压雀无声)。
11 提问：历史上哪个人跑的最快?
回答：曹操
原因：说曹操曹操到
12 提问：30-50哪个数字比熊的大便厉害!
原因：事实胜于雄(熊)辩
13 提问：猪圈里的猪跑出来怎么办？
回答：王力宏
原因：往里哄
14 提问：又出来怎么办？
回答：韩红
原因：还哄
15 9月28是孔子诞辰,那么10月28日是什么日子？
答案： 孔子满月
16 狼来了（猜水果）？
答案：杨桃 (羊逃）
18 这两块冰下有鲤鱼（四字成语）?
答案： 彬彬有礼（冰冰有鲤）
19 豆腐为什么能打伤人?
答案：因为是冻豆腐
20 一辆客车发生了事故，所有的人都受伤了，为什么小明却没事？
答案： 因为他不在车上
21 有个地方能进不能出,请问这是什么地方?
答案： 坟墓
22 鸡鹅百米赛跑,鸡比鹅跑得快,为什么却后到终点站?
答案： 鸡跑错了方向
23 上课铃声东响了，却没有一个同学在教室里，怎么回事？
答案： 上的是体育课
24 玲玲没学过算术，老师却夸她的数学是数一数二的,为什么?
答案： 从一数到二
25 当哥伦布一只脚迈上新大陆后,紧接着做什么?
答案： 迈另一只脚
26 有人说吃鱼可避免患近视眼，为什么？
答案：你见过猫戴眼睛
27 什么东西嘴里没有舌头
答案： 茶壶嘴
28 什么样的官不能发号施令，还得老向别人陪笑？
答案： 新朗官
29 一名警察见了小偷拔腿就跑，为什么？
答案：想快点抓住小偷
30 小明天天吃口香糖，可别人还说他口臭，为什么？
答案：他天天说脏话。
31 青蛙为什么能比树跳得高？
答案：因为树不会跳
32 “你跟猪站在一起”，猜一种动物
答案：象（像）
33 老王一天要刮四五十次脸，脸上却仍有胡子。这是什么原因？
答案:老王是个理发师
34 什么花不能摸
答案：火花
35 用什么可以解开所有的谜？
答案： 答案
36 什么时候，时代广场的大钟会响13下？
答案：该修理的时候
37 在古时侯，什么人没当爸爸就先当公公了？
答案：太监
38 什么时候有人敲门，你绝不会说请进？
答案：上厕所的时候
39 黑鸡厉害还是白鸡厉害?为什么?
答案：黑鸡厉害，能下白蛋，白鸡下不了黑蛋。
40 为什么大家都喜欢坐着看电影？
答案：因为站着看脚会酸
41 废除早自习会造成什么影响？
答案：少睡半小时
42 请龟兔赛跑，请猪来当裁判，请问龟兔谁会赢？
答案： 不能说！说的人是猪…
43 两个女人与一千只鸭子所说的话有何相似性呢？
答案：无稽（鸡）之谈
44 农夫家里有一头猪和驴，过年的时候你说农夫先杀猪还是驴？
答案：你愿意杀猪（傻猪）还是杀驴（驴）
45 为什么飞机飞这么高都不会撞到星星呢？
答案：因为星星会“闪”
46 一天，一块三分熟的牛排在街上走着，突然他在前方看到一块五分熟的牛排，可却没有理会他。他们为什么没打招呼？
答案：因为他们不熟
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