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Big words of western tour （大话西游） Chapter 1Site：The weddingCharacters:牛魔王 、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖Aside: The story begins with a wedding. The Bull King is going to have a concubine.牛：Today is my wedding. I am going to have a concubine. Ha ha ha …….妖：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it?牛：Oh! She is not lovely anymore. She’s right now at the Flame Mountain. She can do nothing about it!(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)牛：Let me introduce my brother to you! My bro!
Come here! This is my brother.(牛深情地转向紫霞)牛：Zixia, listen to me. I think I ‘ve fallen in love with you once I know you. I want to show my sincerity. So I request you to marry me in front of my bros. This Pandora’s Box is my gift to you. I hope you would say yes.妖：I object!牛：What?妖：Zixia has a means to test her lover. If you can pass it, I will shout up!至：What’s this? Really?妖：This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.(剑从至的怀中落下)妖：Magic Sword?牛：Let me do this!(紫跑出,拾剑)紫：It’s not true! It’s just a joke. It is still meaningless even if you can put it out!(紫跑下)妖：King, Iron Fan Princess has come.牛：Aaa……(牛惊慌地跑下)Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden……Chapter 2Site: Bull King’s back gardenCharacters: 至尊宝、紫霞（至跑过来,突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上,于是走过来）至：Why are you hiding here?(紫抽剑,指向至.两人定格,至走出来,独白)至：At this time, the blade is really close to me, 0.01 cm I think. But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly. Because I’ve decided to tell lies, I’ve told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!紫：I’ll kill you if you come closer!至：You should kill me! Kill me! I’d found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. I left regretful after that. It’s the ultimate pain in the world. Just cut my throat, please don’t hesitate! If God can give me a chance, I will tell her there words. “I love you”. If God wants to give a time limit, I’ll say this love will last 10 thousand years!（紫长叹,抛剑,拾剑,抱剑）紫：What can you tell your wife?至：I have to tell her the truth. So I must get the Pandora’s Box back. Then go back with you and explain everything. But I hate myself that I can’t get the box back. I ……紫：I help you!至：No, it’s dangerous!紫：You don’t want to?至：I do! But ……紫：I trust you! I’ll get the Pandora’s Box back tonight. Wait for me here at midnight.(猪喊)至：Let me do something to my boss first. See you tonight.（依依不舍）Aside: The night ……Chapter 3Site: DungeonCharacters: 至尊宝、猪八戒、沙僧、唐僧猪和沙：Master, master(两人同时悄声说)猪：We come to save you.沙：We come to bring you out.唐：I won’t go.猪和沙：Stay here? Why?唐：There’re full of obstacles in the way of getting scriptures. This is because we’re not united enough. So we let the devils do bad to us. That’s fine. This prison has no difference with the outside world, the outside world is just a bigger prison. You go out first. I have something to tell him.(猪和沙下)唐：You come in and have a sit!至：To be honest, I’m not your disciple. I don’t want to be your disciple. Master I know you’re a good guy. Please let me go!唐：Do you know “dong , dong, dong ……”?至：What is “dong, dong, dong”?唐：“dong, dong, dong ……” is ……(唐唱Only you)至：Stop. Stop. I can’t take this anymore, please stop ……唐：Ohoh ……至：Damn you, you … I’ve said I can’t take this anymore. Don’t disturb or I’ll kill you.唐： Monkey King, you can kill me. Life and death are very minor. When you know why you should make sacrifices, you will come back and sing this song with me. Namonitabhaya …(至跑走)Aside: The Monkey King succeeds in escaping form the Bull King, and he reaches the Spiders’ Cave with the Grapes. Unfortunately, the Monkey King and his friends meet the Queen of Spider.
The Monkey have heard that if the blade slashed fast and accurately, the guy who’s cut open won’t die at once. He can still see. So he asks the Queen of the Spider to kill him as fast as she could and to tear his heart out and let him have a look.
After the Monkey King’s death, he appears in the Hole of Waterfall …Chapter 4Site: The Hole of WaterfallCharacters: 至尊宝、观音至：Goddess. I’m about to understand your words. I used my eyes to see in the past. What I was dying. I started using my heart to see this world. Then I could see all things clearly. That girl …has left a drop of tear in my heart. I felt her sorrow.观：Have you given up all things in human world?至：Yes! Life and death is just minor! …… But I don’t understand why can human’s hatred last 10 years, 50 years, and even 500 years. What hatred is it?观：So that Tang Monk went to the west and got scriptures, which clean out hearts.至：OK, I want to stay here, there are many things waiting for me to do.观：I want to warn you again. After wearing the gold ring, you’re no longer a normal human. You can’t have human desires anymore. If you do so, the gold ring will get smaller and smaller. It’s very uncomfortable.至：OK.观：Before wearing the ring, what do you want to say?至：I had had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”! If there is a time limit, I hope, it is 10 thousand years!第二...Wanderseveryfivemiles焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)Prologue(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemywifeisWuSong.(指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou!(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetenderthanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)Act1(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum?JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law”.L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,solazy……L:But……JM:Neverinterruptme!L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardalldaylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchickenand……JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyourson.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)Act2(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)L:Mum,I’mback!LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!WhenyouinsistedonmarryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlistentome.Lookatyourself……L:But,mum……LM:Neverinterruptme!L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?AndI’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“IfyoudaughterHaven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgoandtellhim.(下)L(惊愕):What?Themayor’sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下)Act3(J睡眼惺忪上)J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下) Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty!(突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Nowshehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.JM(上):Where’smybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’tshegotupyet?J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanicegirl,goandtakeherback!J(立正敬礼):Yesmadam!Act4(J开心地走着,忽然跳出来三个强盗)A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头,但踩到了A的脚)AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!J(搜遍了每一个口袋,掏出1角硬币):Is1maoenough?(三强盗晕倒状,接着三人聚在一边商量)A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!C:Iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoandrobthewedding!A&B:Goodidea!J(惊讶):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It’simpossible!AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet!(突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgo withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride.B:Haveyougotanyexperience?J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票,上书＄1,000,000)Act5(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上,J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)(J和三强盗跃至台中)ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!B:AndIplantedonetree.C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---J:Giveusallyourmoney!(L听到J的声音,掀起了盖头)L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)(MS大怒,挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲,MS打中了J身后的L,L晕倒)J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!（挥拳向MS冲去）(J与MS混战,JM上,以拐杖击晕MS)(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)J(扶起L,关切地问):Honey,howareyou?L(哭状):Ihurtalot!J:Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine. (下)L(起身去追):Waitforme! (跑下)(音乐起 CanYouCelebrate)
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大话西游Big words of western tour Chapter1Site：The wedding 婚礼现场精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：Characters:牛魔王 、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖、铁扇公主Aside: The story begins with a wedding. The Bull King is going to have a concubine. 牛：Today is my wedding. I am going to have a concubine. Ha ha ha …….
（牛搂着紫霞，深情地望了紫霞一眼，向前一步，走向小妖群面前） 今天是我雄牛纳妾之日，哈哈哈。。。妖：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it?精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：你说纳妾，那牛夫人没意见？牛：heng!
That Cold wives. She"s right now at the Flame Mountain. She can do nothing about it!哼，那黄脸婆，现在在十万九千里的火焰山里，就算她知道也赖和不了我！ （小妖听后均啊哈哈哈）精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)牛：Let me introduce my brother to you! My bro!Come here! （牛走向把自从人群中把猴子拉过来，紫霞怅然若失，呆呆看着猴子，牛对紫霞说）ei （语气）This is my brother.精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：（紫呆呆得看着猴子，良久）紫：you also here！自：e，hai（猴子不好意思）精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：唉嗨牛：you know each other？（略带惊讶）自：ai hei（苦笑一下）精彩内容，尽在百度攻略： (牛然后深情地转向紫霞，抱住紫霞双肩)牛：Zixia, to be honest. I think I ,,ve fallen in love with you . I want to show my sincerity. So I request you to marry me in front of so many people. This IPHONE 8 is my gift to you. I hope you would say yes.精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：紫霞，实不相瞒，我发觉我已深深地爱上了你，为了表示对你的诚意，我当着这么多人的面向你求婚。这个月光宝盒，是我送给你的定情信物，希望你能嫁给我。 妖：I object that!精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：（举手）我反对这门亲事牛：What?啊（怒道）精彩内容，尽在百度攻略： 自： Let me handle it .say what！Say what！Say what！a perfect match between a man and a girl。how can turn to you to object！精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：说什么说什么说什么！轮到你这个妖怪来反对！妖：Zixia has a rule for choosing her lover. If you can fufil it, I would be sincerely convinced !紫霞仙子择偶是有一个规矩的，如果大哥你能做得到的话，那我们就心服口服！ 自：what is the rule！精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：妖：This rule is that she would marry the guy who can dope out her number for momo 如果谁能猜出她的陌陌号的话，谁就是她的如意郎君(剑从至的怀中落下)妖： her phone ！精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：牛：Let me do this!(紫跑出，拾剑)紫：It"s not true! It"s just a joke. It is still no use whether you can dope it out or not!精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：没有这种事，这个只不过是我跟大家开的一个玩笑，这把剑谁拔得出拔不出根本没有关系！ (紫跑下)妖：King, iron fan Princess is coming牛：Aaa……精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden…… Chapter 2精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：Site: Bull King’s back gardenCharacters: 至尊宝、紫霞 精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：（至跑过来，突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上，于是走过来）至：Why are you hiding here?哎呀，你怎么躲在这里？精彩内容，尽在百度攻略： (紫抽剑，指向至。两人定格，至走出来，独白)至：At this time, the blade is really close to me, 0.01 cm I think. But after a short period of time, the owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly. Because I"ve decided to tell lies, I"ve told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most perfect lie!精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：当时那把剑离我的喉咙只有0.01公分，但是四分之一柱香之后，那把剑的女主人，将会彻底爱上我。因为我决定说一个谎话，虽然本人身平说过无数次谎话，但是这一个，我认为是最完美的。 紫：I"ll kill you if you come closer!精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：你再往前半步我就把你给杀了！至：You should kill me! And i also should be died! Once a sincere amor belong to me , but I didn"t cherish it.it is too late to regret it after losing it. It must be the ultimate pain in the world. Just cut my throat, please don"t hesitate! If God can give me a chance, I will tell her there words. “I love you”. If God wants to give a time limit, I"ll say this love will last 10 thousand years!你应该这么做，我也应该死！曾今有一份真诚的爱情放在我的面前，我没有去珍惜！等我失去的时候，我才后悔莫及，人世间最痛苦的事莫过于此。你的剑在我的喉咙割下去吧，不用再犹豫了，如果上天能给我一个再来一次的机会，我会对那个女孩子说三个字，我爱你，如果非要在这份爱上面加个期限，我希望是一万年精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：（紫长叹，抛剑，拾剑，抱剑）紫：so，What can you tell your wife?那么，你怎么跟你娘子交代呢精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：至：I have to tell her the truth. So I must get the iPhone8 back. Then call her and explain everything. But I hate myself that I can"t get the phone back. I ……一定要交代，所以我一定要拿回那个iphone8。然后打电话跟她说清楚。但是我痛恨我自己没有本事把它拿回来，我。。。紫：I help you!精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：我帮你!至：No, it"s dangerous!不要，太危险了！精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：紫：You don"t want to?你不想!至：I do! But ……精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：想！但是。。。牛：It must be rumour，my darling！How could i kept mistresses？谣言啊，夫人！我怎么会金屋藏娇呢?精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：铁：Tell it to the marines鬼才相信你！牛：e。。。精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：铁：heng！What are you doing here？哼！你们在这里干嘛？（牛和铁走过来）精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：铁：who is it？铁：i am asking you！Who is it？我问你啊！她是谁？精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：牛：e...She is ...My brother，she is who，just gotta saying！额，贤弟，她是谁，你说啊！自：she...She is my wife精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：她。。。，她是我的发妻牛：wa，you've gone too far. Good buddy！哇，你太过分了！（暗中向自竖大拇指）好哥们！精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：铁：good buddy？这种人还好哥们？牛：so his wife point to him using the sword！精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：所以她才会拿剑指着他！紫：en heng嗯哼（笑）精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：铁：follow me ，I want to ask you a words跟我过来，我有话要问你！紫：so she is your wife!精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：原来你有老婆！牛:my love with her is breaking down感情破裂了精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：铁：You must tell me clearly ！What is happend？你跟我说清楚到底发生什么事了？自：I told you！Madame！精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：我说过了，大嫂！铁：e ...en,madame？哦。。。你叫我大嫂？精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：自：ei，sorry should I call you Mrs niu！唉对不起，应该叫你牛夫人！铁：e，you once call me xiao tian tian when we Watching the Moon Rise.now the new one take the place of mine,you call me Mrs niu!精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：以前陪人家看月亮的时候，叫人家小甜甜。现在新人胜旧人了，叫人家牛夫人！自：xiao tian tian小甜甜（主意语调）精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：铁：sure！what do you think for the reason why i got here！Not for that smelly bull，but for you smelly monkey who is lack of conscience.嗯，你以为我这么辛苦跑到这里是为了那头臭牛，你为了你这个没有良心的臭猴子！自：e...eiya...eiya精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：牛：good buddy，Tough for you!贤弟，真是难为你了！自：None of my business.eiya...eiya精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：不关我的的事，哎呀。。。哎呀！铁：I Don't Care.See you tonight here!我不管，今晚在这里等我！精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：铁：if i were you，i would take my own life if my husband has consubine如果我是你啊，我的老公讨小老婆我就死了算了牛：really？精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：铁：sure！But first I should
castrate you！Follow me！没错！不过要先把你阉了！跟我走！自：darling，actually ,I...精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：亲爱的，其实我。。。。紫：I trust you! I"ll get the phone back tonight. Wait for me here at midnight.我相信你，今晚我会拿回苹果，二更在这里见！精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：猪：Big Bro，bro至：Let me save
my master first. See you tonight.（依依不舍）让我先救出师父先。晚上见精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：Aside: The night ……Chapter 3Site: Dungeon精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：Characters: 至尊宝、猪八戒、沙僧、唐僧妖：Really fed up，Really fed up受不了啦！受不了啦~精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：猪和沙：Master, master师父，师父(两人同时悄声说)精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：猪：We come to save you.我们来救你出去的沙：We come to bring you out.精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：我们来带你出去的唐：I won"t go.我不会走的精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：猪和沙：Stay here? Why?你不走？为什么？唐：There"re full of difficulties in the way of getting iphone 8 in the west. This is because we"re not united enough. So we let other ticket scalper do bad to us. That"s fine. This prison has no difference with the outside world, the outside world is just a bigger prison. You go out first. I have something to say with wu kong.精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：我们这次西天抢iohone8困难重重。原因是我们不齐心协力，着了其他黄牛的道。既然这样，我在这监狱里跟在外边有什么区别呢。外面对我来说只不过是个大一点的监狱。你们先出去，我有话要对悟空说猪：master师父精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：唐：Chase，you always can't listen to me八戒，你又不听我话猪：Ah，Not，master..Foreman,follow me!精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：不是啊，师父。沙僧，跟我来。(猪和沙下)唐：wu kong，You come in and have a sit!精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：悟空，你过来坐吧至：To be honest, I"m not your disciple. I don"t want to be your disciple. Master I know you"re so lenient. Please let me go，ok？坦白说，我不是你徒弟。我更不想是你的徒弟。大师你以慈悲为怀，你就放我一马吧！好吗？ 唐：Do you know “dong , dong, dong ……”?精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：你知不知道什么是铛铛铛铛。。。至：What is “dong, dong, dong”?什么当当当啊精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：唐：“dong, dong, dong ……” is ……当当当就是。。。(唐唱Only you)精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：至：I really can"t take it，master我真的不行啊，我跟你说唐：Ohoh ……精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：至：Damn you, you … I"ve said I can"t take this anymore. Don"t disturb or I"ll kill you.呕你个头，有完没完。我已经说了不行了。你再说我一刀捅死你唐： Monkey King, you can kill me. Life and death are very minor. When you know why you should make sacrifices, you will come back and sing this song with me.精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：Namonitabhaya …悟空，你尽管捅死我，生又何哀，死亦何苦，等你明白了舍生取义，你自然会回来跟我唱这首歌的！(至跑走)精彩内容，尽在百度攻略：完！！！
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